I had a dream...

Last night I had a dream that Sue Sylvester (from Glee) was my college professor. She had an off-again, on-again relationship with Reggie Bush when he wasn't with Kim Kardashian. One day, Reggie called Sue in the middle of class for a booty call. I was super jealous, because Reggie was my childhood friend and I loved him. So I called Reggie and he had the choice to hook up with me or Sue Sylvester. He chose me. Then Kim Kardashian showed up. She was very, very disappointed with me. This ruined all my chances of being her BFF.


Sue Sylvester



Reggie Bush



Kim Kardashian

Baby Crew

This is my new cousin, Crew. He is adorable and I love him! He is two weeks old and I've already done two photo shoots with him and will continue once a week... forever.





He is gangsta.

The Mighty Pumpkin

Before the artistic carving began...



Working..









My Marilyn Monroe witch



Jeff's evil Pac Man



Kitani's Owl



Carlos' own creation...



So proud!

Tripod Work

Whenever I take adorable pictures of couples, I get super jealous. So the only way to remedy this is to set up a tripod and take adorable pictures ourselves. That's what we did and shall continue to do FOREVER (hear that, babe?). It's not quite the same, but I still enjoy the results.

More Serious Than Swine Flu....

There is an epidemic sweeping Boston: Women wearing tights as pants. Let me say it again so it sinks in. Women are wearing tights in the place of pants. I'm not talking about leggings, I'm talking about tights that normal ladies wear under dresses or skirts. And these people are not wearing long tops, just regular t-shirts that aren't long enough to cover their coochie coochie. Another thing about tights, you can see through them. None of these women were even close to skinny. This is a serious problem. I'm thinking about starting a fashion line just to get this hot mess off the streets. So while we loved Boston, I did not appreciate seeing cottage cheese butt all over the city. Ladies, let's cover up. Thanks.

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Poor Pinky

The other day I was shaving my legs and my razor got caught on my pink nail (apparently, I didn't notice), next thing I know, I pulled my entire pink nail off. Blood was everywhere. It was gross. For about one second I thought I cut myself shaving, but then I felt a pain like no other coming from my pinky. It was spewing blood and throbbing as much as a little pinky can. I hated every second of it. I got out of the shower (leg half shaved) and wrapped it in tissue. I had no band-aids, peroxide or neosporin to clean it with. So I tapped the tissue to my pinky. I felt so trailer at this point. It took me at least twice as long to get ready since I was doing everything one handed. Even thought it was just my pinky, I realized that it just might be my favorite finger. A few days later, it's not bleeding and chances are it's not infected and I'll get to keep my finger. It was touch and go there for a while. I still do things one handed. I should probably apply for a handicapped parking permit. The moral of this story is to get laser hair removal. Had I had my hair laser removed, I would not be shaving and chopping off my pinky. Something for you all to consider, no finger is safe from a razor. Unless of course you're not as clumsy as me. Which you probably are not. So you're safe. But I still want laser hair removal. Tell my husband I'm not safe without it.